Allah and his 72 ''Virgins''

My good friend and fellow clergyman Eric and I were watching Over There and very much enjoyed it. And as we watched, we realized that despite our dissatisfaction with the war in Iraq, evil heathen Terrorists really really do suck. Making note of this, I cracked a joke, and see, this is where it gets good. The following is a transcript of how it went down as recorded by a faithful Space Vatican Scribe

Me: You know what I think should happen whenever a Terrorist blows himself up and kills a squad of American soldiers for "Allah"

Eric: What?

Me: They should go to heaven, right?

Eric:...yeah

Me: And they should meet 72 virgins

Eric:...ok

Me: But as punishiment for killing, it should be 72 _male_ Virgins

Eric: *laughter*

Me: So he'd get there, and be like, where are my 72 virgins!? And the virgins would be like, did have sex before you blew yourself up? And the guy would be like, what!? And the virgins would be like, tell us what its like! Tell us what its like! And it would last for all of eternity.

Eric: And then they'd bring out the trekkies!

Me: They already WOULD be trekkies!

So yeah...fun times ahoy!

...sigh...

His Space Highness really wishes his Internet was working right now. As you read this I am hijacking some sort of mysterious parental Turing machine, with which calculations are done at lightning speed. Oh well, maybe after I eat food life will sort itself out. Who knows, maybe I'll post another post later, and maybe this time it will ANGSTY!